So the other day, I hear Karen call me from the bedroom to please come here a second. I foolishly and unsuspectingly go into the bedroom to see what she wants.
Another monstrous wolf spider is nonchalantly hanging out on the closet door jamb. I squeaked and made an quick right turn into the bathroom while Karen is laughing maniacally. I went to get a broom for more spider annihilation but she didn’t want various spider innards strewn around the bedroom. So she got a Tupperware box and calmly tricks him in there.
Pest control was at the house the next day. I slipped him an extra $20 to encourage excessive use of pesticide.
those spiders are huge!