]]> http://www.mikeandkarenonline.com/2012/01/viera-december/feed/ 0 http://www.mikeandkarenonline.com/2011/12/viera-conservation-november-2011/ http://www.mikeandkarenonline.com/2011/12/viera-conservation-november-2011/#comments Wed, 07 Dec 2011 02:13:43 +0000 Mike http://www.mikeandkarenonline.com/?p=191 ]]> http://www.mikeandkarenonline.com/2011/12/viera-conservation-november-2011/feed/ 0 http://www.mikeandkarenonline.com/2011/12/viera-conservation/ http://www.mikeandkarenonline.com/2011/12/viera-conservation/#comments Mon, 05 Dec 2011 02:19:50 +0000 Karen http://www.mikeandkarenonline.com/?p=171 ]]> http://www.mikeandkarenonline.com/2011/12/viera-conservation/feed/ 0 http://www.mikeandkarenonline.com/2011/03/more-giant-spiders/ http://www.mikeandkarenonline.com/2011/03/more-giant-spiders/#comments Thu, 31 Mar 2011 18:17:59 +0000 Mike http://www.mikeandkarenonline.com/?p=166 Continue reading →]]> So the other day, I hear Karen call me from the bedroom to please come here a second. I foolishly and unsuspectingly go into the bedroom to see what she wants.

Another monstrous wolf spider is nonchalantly hanging out on the closet door jamb. I squeaked and made an quick right turn into the bathroom while Karen is laughing maniacally. I went to get a broom for more spider annihilation but she didn’t want various spider innards strewn around the bedroom. So she got a Tupperware box and calmly tricks him in there.

Pest control was at the house the next day. I slipped him an extra $20 to encourage excessive use of pesticide.

There is a screen panel on the back porch that needs replacing and still a few items in the garage that need to go over to the new house, but it’s in good enough shape to get on the market.  Our realtor, Bruce Kwitney, is going to add some staging to the house to improve the showing.  Nothing of ours is left in there.  He thinks he can get it sold in 60 days, give or take a month, which would be wonderful.  Only having one lawn to mow during the Florida spring would make my weekends much more enjoyable.

The new house is getting there.  The garage is still full of boxes as is Karen’s room and the formal sitting room.  The kitchen is mostly put together, I have my most commonly used items on hand.  Still a lot of stuff to put away though.  And assemble!  Karen bought a table and chair set for the nook that needs to get finished and the mirror for the upstairs bathroom is still in the box.  The bowflex is in pieces and the entertainment system needs to be wired.  We are using the TV’s built in speakers and they don’t seem to want to give us any center channel sound when we are playing blue-rays from the PS3.  So much to do still, I just want to hang out by the pool for a weekend and chill.

I also played a little bit with the sunset.  We have this scraggly ass tree by the pool that Karen calls “the Tim Burton Tree” it has a lot of character.  That’s it to the left on the fog picture and silhouetted here with a bit of a sunset:

I just did a little bit in photoshop with camera raw, but it’s been so long since I’ve played with it that I don’t really remember how to use it.  I had the same problem with the camera.  I had to put it into auto mode because I was lost in manual.   I will be so glad when we are done with the moving out/in, and getting the old house ready to sell.

I said something witty back, like, “Garbublagahef!” and smacked the box I was carrying into the other stack with him in between.  I ran back inside and told Karen about the attack.  She was not all that sympathetic.  After I calmed down a bit, I grabbed my phone, went back out and took a few pictures.  As I was looking around for the broom and a dustpan, the spider shook it off and proceeded to charge me.

There may have been some girlish screaming at this point.  After the screaming and some running around in desperate circles, I located the broom and, purely in self-defense mind you, began the beat down.  It was brutal. At the end I was muttering, “die, damn you, die” in between sobs and gasping for breath.  There was nothing recognizable left.

Karen still made me bring in more boxes.

We should be sleeping in the new house Friday night.  I can’t wait.